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W.W.R.J.D. ??? - What would Republican Jesus do ?


TAGS: what would republican jesus do
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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:01 am
Nothing like what the liberals think he would do.


ARMED INFIDEL: AMERICAN JIHAD - Xtians have murdered more innocents in history than all religious groups combined! (Famous Xtian terrorists include: Nazis, Colonists, Joe McCarthy, Tim McVeigh, Hitler, Paul Ryan, Al Qaeda, David Koresh, etc.)




CHRISTIAN LEADERSHIP -




REPUBLICAN JESUS - Pay a man minimum wage and he shall eat thrice weekly. Teach him to dumpster dive and he shall feast daily




SAVIOR VS. MESSIAH - One is sinless, one is clueless.




Second Amendment -


TAGS: guns jesus violence republican conservative
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blesic - September 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
Concisely put.
Bandit5906 - September 21, 2014, 9:02 pm
Of course! What good would a gun be (for defense) if he could not use it responsibly?


JESUS WOULD HAVE BEEN - a Republican. He only asked for 10 percent. The Democrats ask for everything.


TAGS: vik battaile republican lincoln jesus
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Bull - September 5, 2012, 1:51 pm
they're really good with some mint jelly and a bottle of white wine. You would think red would be better but trust me, white makes the flavor pop.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:13 pm
He especially loved chopping up little babies... Wouldn't you agree?
starryeyedguy - September 5, 2012, 10:54 am
Who cares about Jesus? Religion should have no place in politics. However, Jesus was very liberal. It was the religious zealots that wanted to stone the wh*** but Jesus stopped them. Isn't there a church called "bleeding heart of Jesus", or something? LOL


JESUS WASN'T THE GOVERNMENT. - Jesus was the representative of the Church, you know, Private enterprise. Socialism doesn't even come close to applying here. Good try, Liberals.




JESUS - Apparently was a Socialist. Some might even say, a Communist.




OLD POSTER - Continuous hypocrisy of the Religious right.




CHRISTMAS - Celebrating the birth of Jesus, not Obama.




J e s u s i s n ' t a p o l i t i c i a n ! -


TAGS: jesus abortion hobby lobby seperation
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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:00 am
This is dumb and offensive. I consider you a friend but this crosses the line
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 3:15 pm
LOL..I know, right? It's not like that sign isn't offensive or something. haha... Cheers, mate. Off to grab lunch. Jalapeño sushi today..Yum! Here I come..
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks I feel better now
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 2:12 pm
She's not. If that helps to 'settle' you. lol
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 2:11 pm
That girl looks like she's 12. A bit unsettling.


JESUS - Should have told you to put the fork down!




Calling Obama a Muslim after he spent his entire life being a devout Christian makes about as much sense as saying Jesus was... -


TAGS: jesus democrat republican demotivational obama
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foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 4:08 pm
The church in Europe, wh o funded popular artists, did not want to see an "arabic looking" Jesus. So most western images of Christ had physical features two continents away from where Christ was actually born.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 4:04 pm
I actually like this picture of Christ. In the part of the world where Christ was from, his complexion would have been far darker than what the western world was used to seeing.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 2:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCAffMSWSzY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2014, 12:50 pm
What did you expect?
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 1:44 am
Obama is a devout Christian!!!!- Democrat Party narrative, anyone?


FORGIVENESS - "But I say unto you, love thy enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you." - JESUS




COME TO JESUS MOMENT, LIBERAL DEMOCRAT STYLE -




OBAMA IS NOT JESUS - Jesus could build a cabinet


TAGS: obama jesus
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JESUS - Please come back




SORRY BILL YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN - "I know that while Jesus promoted charity at the highest level, he was not self-destructive." Bill O'reilly




THERE IS MORE PROOF FOR GLOBAL WARMING... - ...THAN THERE IS THAT JESUS (OR ANY MAN) COULD WALK ON WATER! [Don't let superstitious Republicans who believe in a zombie Jesus tell you what's scientifically accurate.]


TAGS: global warming jesus republicans funny
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crankyhead - September 6, 2012, 5:44 pm
I guess you didn't go outside at all this summer freasy?
freasy - September 6, 2012, 4:32 pm
LMFAO What proof??? Doctored data and lies???


HEY REPUBLICANS -




GETTING RELIGION - We need more "Come to Jesus" meetings with these SOB's we call leaders


TAGS: come to jesus
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MY SAVIOR - is a CARPENTER not a president




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




OBAMA VOCABULARY IS ‘I’ AND ‘ME’ - Uses 'I' & 'Me' 117 times in one speech While walking on water IT IS WE THE PEOPLE IN NOVEMBER




22 MARCH 2013 - PRES. OBAMA VISITS BETHLEHEM. - The Birthplace of Jesus Christ, You think IT was a message?




JESUS CHRIST - 2 millenia later, Obama declares christmas eve a federal holiday.




DEMOCRAT COME TO JESUS MOMENT -




GOD SAYS HERE... - "The Liberal does foolish things." Proverbs 14:17




BUMPER STICKER WISDOM -




BOTH ARE MAN-MADE -


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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 4:02 pm
oooooooo, looks like your but.tons got mashed really hard this time. Just chill out and go outside and get some fresh air. It will probably dry the frustration tears off your face.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 3:58 pm
Sounds like you are describing yourself in #77017.
rebeccaolsen - June 9, 2015, 2:56 pm
:) Right Back Atcha.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:54 pm
So we will see. I get bored of this stuff easily. But do not worry - I will be sure to drop in now and again. Have a good one, Rebecca. Hugs and kisses.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:52 pm
I never said I was leaving the site. That is just wishing thinking on EMMa's part.I was just pointing out how he proved my point in my “gag.” There is no need to beat a dead horse’s @$$.As for me,I lurk on the Facebook side.Active elsewhere on the network
rebeccaolsen - June 9, 2015, 2:47 pm
You are not leaving us, are you? :( Please stay. I took comment #77001 to mean you were done milking our lolcow for that gag.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:34 pm
*face palm* Just when I think you cant outdo yourself,this[#77013].Your personality disorder makes you say the dumbest sh**.You've proven to be a weakminded coward with more lying to cover your ineptitude.You make this too easy.As I said,enjoy your denial
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:27 pm
So you are begging[#77015] for peanut now, Bubbles? lololol Sorry, like I said, game over.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:23 pm
by the way, didn't you say, in the other thread, that it was game over, that you were no longer playing? What happened with that cabana boy?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:22 pm
site, but that's on you.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:22 pm
And you took that to mean that I think you are smart?!? If I say the dead tree has an IQ of say 35 and you have an IQ of 37, you are above a dead tree, but waaaaay below a normal thinking human. That probably went over your head like any comment on this
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:55 pm
you were very clear on that.You’ve hardly“avoided me” so, according to you,I am one of the smart ones in your book. In your quest to depict yourself as tough, you proved yourself to be weak-minded when trying to cover up your ineptitude. Enjoy your denial
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:46 pm
you might come from a position of power if you believed that.You don't.You actually hold me in very high regard, and my intellect ^_^ you said,[#76699]"some on this site have the IQ of a dead tree in the middle of a desert. Those are the people I avoid.”
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 8:07 am
Once again, your broken record comes into play...caw...skip...caw...skip...
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:19 am
bu.tton push overload. Calm down, Bubbles. they are just posters.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:08 am
I know, I know! Neither one exists


ROMNEY - And when I become President, I shall be assured a place in Heaven at the right-hand side of God. And of course Jesus will be on the left-hand side.




COME TO JESUS MOMENT -


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Bandit5906 - September 15, 2014, 10:37 pm
Did you mean :crucial"?


WAR - "All who take the sword shall perish with the sword." - JESUS


TAGS: jesus religion war violence death
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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 6:55 pm
so we gave them to friends of terrorists... as you said, "plan the whole time"
Curlyrocks - August 28, 2014, 6:50 pm
furios. And we where giving the weapons in Syria to the FSA, that rag tag group of freedom fighters, then ISIS "hijacked" them. Like that wasn't the plan the whole time.
Curlyrocks - August 28, 2014, 6:48 pm
We didn't give them the trucks, the Iraqi army gave them the trucks we gave to them. Same with tanks and other equipment. And from what I understand those weapons from Mexico have already been used to attack border guards hence why we know about fast and
birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:07 pm
from what iv seen we are giving them trucks. and of course all of the firearms we are sending to mexico and syria. only a matter of time till they are used against us. already seen reports of bans of armed illegals roaming the country. many in MI
Curlyrocks - August 28, 2014, 12:20 pm
Saudi Arabia..... well us since we fuel up on their oil daily (if your on the eastern sea bord).
birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 10:11 am
yea but now we have isis. and youll never guess who is funding them
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:32 am
cant say i know much on that side of the world, other than their hatred for guns, self defense and civil liberties. well im off to bed. ill be back tomorrow. its been a nice convo. see ya tomorrow
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:29 am
slowly (very slowly) toning down on the terror. I guess it's hard to top the Sunni terrorists with the whole 9/11 thing under their belt, followed by the US taking out strict dictators and leaving nations open to Sunni extremists.
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:28 am
thats not going to change. the muslim faith is one of hate and dominance. iv read it in the quran myself. saidly, most religions are the source of most of the hate in the world. hamas will not negotiate. they wont even wait out cease fires before shooting
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:26 am
I cant say much about the Iraqie people, as far as palistines in gaza, they hate the jews themselves. iv watched their childrens television shows. they indoctrinate their children to hate jews and attack on site.
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:25 am
well that's just a h** bed of hate. They commit genocide against there fellow Muslims like Kurds so no people with that much hate in their hearts must be stopped. But Hamas is trying to negotiate, Iran is now trying to negotiate, ****e muslims seem to be
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:23 am
There are 12 synagogues operating in Iran, most of the hate over there is directed at the state and government of Israel than at the jewish people themselves. At least from "Organized" Muslim governments when it comes to psycho militants like ISIS...
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:16 am
but in all fairness. i do understand your point. and the jews are no saints by any means. i think that might be an ironic statement. but no, they are not completely innocent, but genocide certainly is not the answer
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:15 am
when genocide is the alternative, no, there is no time to let it go.
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:13 am
actually, if you want my honest to goodness opinion, if the Indians did have the ability to take back the country, i would likely be in support of it. what we did to them was no better than what king George did to us. probably worse honestly.
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:11 am
and I have had my laptop stolen, I wanted blood at the time but it's been 2 years, I let it go, maybe 2000 years is enough time to let it go?
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:08 am
money or chase an immigrant family off their land?
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:07 am
I hope you're not American because by your logic you should be on the 1st plane back to Europe or where ever you came from. But if you are I a**ume your family has not lived there for many generations so what are you going to do? buy a house with some ...
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:04 am
are equally violent.
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:03 am
sorry, i shoudld have waited to see if you were done. but i would have to disagree. history shows that they have NEVER lived in peace. as for "paying for it" should you have to pay for your laptop to get it back from the thief?
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:01 am
Pay for it. Jews Christians and Muslims all tend to live in relative peace in the ME until 1 group decides it needs to control the land with an iron fist. When things like the crusades or the current occupation happen the responses from the other groups..
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:01 am
the problem is, those people first stole the land from isreal. if someone breaks into your house and steels your computer, and the police find it, wont you want it back? or would that just be steeling? pretty sure you woudl want what is yours back.
Curlyrocks - August 24, 2014, 11:57 pm
It doesn't matter what kind of deals where made on an international level or what some ancient book says, when you kick people off of land they have been living on for generations it's called theft. The only fair way to acquire something you want is ...
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
and where would you have them go anyway? because the other nations are not interested in Isreal, they are interested in genocide. no matter where they were to go, the arabs will try to eradicate them.
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
Maybe that is the point we should be discussing, because it does belong to them. it was theirs long before any current nation was formed. as i said, its called "Isreal" for a reason. it does in fact belong to the Jews.
blesic - August 24, 2014, 8:11 pm
It's not THEIR LAND. The land was there long before the Jews were and it will be there long after they are gone. So, arguing over who owns it is like 2 fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 7:44 pm
why should they leave THEIR LAND? if your neighborhood got together and voted and said that they just didnt like you and they were voting you out, should you have to leave YOUR HOUSE?
blesic - August 24, 2014, 7:42 pm
The alternative is for them to get the hell out and bring peace to the region. Democracy states that the majority rules. Since the Jews are in the minority in the region, they either abide by Arabic rule or get the hell out!
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 4:22 pm
That is why it is called Isreal, named after the father of the people who now live there, whose name was Isreal. By all rights, the land belongs to them. what else can they do but to protect it? what alternative can you suggest?
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 4:21 pm
as far as peace goes. i have read enough of the quran to know that as long as there are non islamic people in existence, there will not be peace. they tried to exterminate the jews the same as hitler and countless others
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 4:19 pm
I think you are forgetting one bit thing, the holocaust. The land belonged to the jews long before arabs ever came to town. who then removed the jews, trying to kill all of them. some time after hitler did the same. the fact is, the land was and is theirs
blesic - August 24, 2014, 1:34 pm
Well, I can say this. The only reason that the Jews are in Israel now is that after WWII the West stole that land from the Arabs and gave it to the Jews. Therefore, the only way there will be peace in that region is if the Jews move out!
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 10:00 am
thats all you have to say?
blesic - August 24, 2014, 1:31 am
Bravo
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:10 pm
Nobody likes the idea of having to defend yourself. personally or nationally. but the fact remains. the terrorists and even governments all around them... are very happy to kill every one of them from babies to men. without mercy, with hate and prejudice
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:10 pm
Nobody likes the idea of having to defend yourself. personally or nationally. but the fact remains. the terrorists and even governments all around them... are very happy to kill every one of them from babies to men. without mercy, with hate and prejudice
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:09 pm
for one. being a military state is not good, but on the other hand. they are under constant attack. no they are not 100% innocent, however it is the other people that are initiating the attacks on them. isreal is defending themselves.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:08 pm
However. isreal is sourrounded by nations that want to irraticate them, simply because they have a religion that hates them. so they are kind of a 2 edged blade....
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:06 pm
Many of the isrealites feel the same. there are many people that there that hate being a military state. and there are many things that isreal is doing wrong. even isrealites will tell you that.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:06 pm
Many of the isrealites feel the same. there are many people that there that hate being a military state. and there are many things that isreal is doing wrong. even isrealites will tell you that.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:05 pm
now. as far as today. thats when the two sides come in. ill start by saying that being a military state is never a good thing. and i do not believe that is Gods intent for them. unfortunatly that is what is happening here in the usa
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
hmm. there are two sides to it. the first side. God made a judgement on the people isreal was supposed to wipe out in the bible days. in fact not doing so is the reason they are having to fight today.
blesic - August 23, 2014, 10:01 pm
The Jews have been a war-like people ever since Abram came to Israel many years ago and exterminated everyone who lived there. And today the Jews are still a militant people. Nothing has changed.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 9:50 pm
what he meant by what he said. i should say.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 9:50 pm
Ok, so we are going to do this like liberal extreemests? ignore facts, pretend we are right, then move the conversation on? how about you talk about the things i stated, then we can discuss your last comment and what christ actually meant.
blesic - August 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
So sorry but you are wrong again. Remember what Rabbi Jesus said, "If a man hits you on the left cheek, turn the right cheek to him also."
blesic - August 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
So sorry but you are wrong again. Remember what Rabbi Jesus said, "If a man hits you on the left cheek, turn the right cheek to him also."
blesic - August 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
So sorry but you are wrong again. Remember what Rabbi Jesus said, "If a man hits you on the left cheek, turn the right cheek to him also."
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:55 pm
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birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:50 pm
non violence has its place, which ends just before you or the ones you love become murdered.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:49 pm
by your logic, isreal would simply allow the palistines to bomb them out of existence. is that really your solution? just let everyone die, man child baby woman? because if so, you would be akin to a psychopath.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:47 pm
You are also incorrect about isreal. the palistines are attacking Isreal. You need to know the difference between Attacking and Defending. because by your logic, to be continued....
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:46 pm
As far as Jesus goes, the act of defending yourself, is far from war mongering. Christ never advocated for war. in fact his principals show that using what we call violence, is the LAST resort to defending yourself
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:44 pm
That is a really backward way of thinking you know that right? I believe in being non violent each and every time. However there are times when your attacker does not give you any choice and you are forced to defend yourself
blesic - August 23, 2014, 5:41 pm
If those are the facts, that means Luke and Jesus were a couple of war mongering Jews just like the ones we have today invading Gaza.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 11:14 am
because when you make stuff up, it just shows anyone with a brain that you simply do not use yours.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 11:13 am
Luke 22:35-38, 36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. seriously, if you are going to say things, you need to use facts and data
blesic - August 23, 2014, 9:05 am
Christ didn't tell people to buy no sword because he was poor and all his friends were poor.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 8:27 am
But hey, as long as you can missquote something you refuse to read, maybe your right, we should let isis take over the white house
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 8:25 am
Again. If you have to say more things that are untrue, your point is invalid. And to be honest i dont think you have a firm grasp on the reality of what you are talking about. On a side note, christ told people to buy a sword
blesic - August 23, 2014, 1:04 am
My point is right. You're just a hypocrite like all conservatives clutching their guns and bibles.
birddseedd - August 8, 2014, 12:10 pm
If you have to misquote and lie, your point is wrong


"BE SLIENT AND OBEY" - "When fascism comes to the United States it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."




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TAGS: war gaza israel jesus armageddon
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birddseedd - August 14, 2014, 9:03 am
they are doing much better than we (usa) did in iraq
Curlyrocks - August 14, 2014, 12:34 am
most of them through cheers and rallies rather than actual support, they don't deserve to be killed. Israel's tactics are too indiscriminate. I hope these are mistakes and not punishing civilians.
Curlyrocks - August 14, 2014, 12:31 am
A UN run and monitored port is what they're looking for. And for one of the most advanced, hi-tec and well trained army's and intelligence agency's in the world they are making too many mistakes, yes most of the Palestinian people support Hamas but...
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:40 pm
Isreal is doing what they have to do to protect themselves from the terrorists. a very hard battle to win since they are willing, i mean, wanting to die in battle.
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:39 pm
They have stated that if the palistines would stop letting the terrorists, which are attacking isreal, run the country and use it as a way to attack isreal, they woudl end the blockade. problem is, palistine wants isreal dead also.
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:38 pm
as far as the blockade goes. i agree with what they are doing. their goal is not to prevent palistine citizens from getting food (which they can grow anyway) its to prevent weapons in the hands of terrorists.
birddseedd - August 12, 2014, 11:37 pm
Seems they have made a couple of mistakes. but that is goign to happen when the terrorist orginization is hiding amongs a civilian population, a civilian population that is 100% in support of the terrorists attacking jews. remember, they want to kill jews
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 7:15 pm
UN schools full of refugees are not human shields and neither are children playing soccer on the beach or markets full of people trying to get food during a cease fire. (a ceasefire Hamas broke by firing rockets from miles away from the market hit)
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 6:05 pm
Tends to happen when you use a child as a human shield and bring was into populated ares
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 6:03 pm
I was more referring to those hit by shelling or missiles, Child soldiers are unavoidable tragedies and there are always going to be mis-fires or bad intelligence causing civilian death. But it's happaning way too often in Gaza right now.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 5:26 pm
Good to hear they are at another cease fire. Hope it goes well. As far as shooting 8 and 9 year olds. The kids are comming at them with guns and bombs. What are they supposed to do?
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 5:26 pm
Good to hear they are at another cease fire. Hope it goes well. As far as shooting 8 and 9 year olds. The kids are comming at them with guns and bombs. What are they supposed to do?
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 4:31 pm
The only reason Israel won't budge is they can't let Hamas have any victory, it kind of makes sense because they need to show Hamas that force won't get them anywhere and only makes things worse, but I think the same thing of Israel's use of force.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 4:27 pm
I guess that's why they killed so many children 8 and 9, And here I would have thought that's a war crime.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 4:27 pm
The one negotiated yesterday is holding fine, and the one that ended on Friday also held until its deadline.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:47 pm
actually, the latest cease fire, palistine fired missles within 2 hours of the start of the cease fire.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:46 pm
have you watched there? they literally teach their very young 8 and 9 year old children to hate jews, to want to hurt jews, to want to die in "holy war" killing jews. their whole culture is based on wanting to kill jews.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:46 pm
And the last ceasefire lasted all 72 hours as was agreed but Hamas asked it not be extended should the port not be opened. Israel then left the talks so fighting started again, Hamas is still sitting at the bargaining tabel and hopefuly Israel will return
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:45 pm
Negotiations don't work because the palistines only use a "cease fire" as an opportunity to get isreal to stop firing so they can stand up and fire a few more missles into isreal. its a parse, palistine is not interested in peace.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
*10 more militants
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
Negotiations don't work, but every civilian killed creates 10 more, so if the goal is permanent solution force isn't working either.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:15 pm
Yes war is sad, but when you are being attacked, what else option do you have?
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 3:14 pm
So far isreal are the only ones coperating with the multiple cease fires.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 3:08 pm
As much as I agree with you that there are more than enough Palestinians who would kill every Israeli if they could. I have a hard time believing the ruling powers of Israel have anything different planned for Palestinians.
fauxnews - August 11, 2014, 2:55 pm
I dunno... I think it's messed up on both sides of the fence IMHO. War is just a mess, any way you cut it :-/
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
You dont get it. Isreal had a cease fire. Multiple times. Isreal did stop blocking ships. Then gaza attacked yet again. Each time.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 2:48 pm
Having a harbor means nothing if it's blockaded and no ships can come in.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 2:43 pm
Palistine is not fighting to get their port open, they are fighting to kill isrealites. That is their only desire. If their desire was an open port, they would have stopped fighting after isreal pulled their troops out of the harbor.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 2:39 pm
Well those are Hamas's demands, turns out they won't slowly starve to death quietly and the problem won't just go away.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 2:39 pm
Well those are Hamas's demands, turns out they won't slowly starve to death quietly and the problem won't just go away.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 1:40 pm
Every time isreal pulls out its troops and tries to sit down and discuss doing just that, gaza starts sending in more missiles.
Curlyrocks - August 11, 2014, 12:47 pm
Let Gaza re-open their port so they can trade again and receive food and medical supplies that don't need to be smuggled through a weapons tunnel. Allow Gaza to have a distillery for some fresh water. Essentially stop trying to starve them to death.
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 11:27 am
incorrect
birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 11:23 am
well wtf do you expect them to do? its not like they are launching the missiles into their own land..... they have tried multiple times to talk peace with Palestine, 2 hrs into the cease fire, Palestine fires again.
Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 10:27 pm
The messiah is unwelcome in the Holy land. But no worries because he is but a christian me***hor for redeemable imposed guilt. They get plenty of that from their next door neighbors.
Cannabal - July 29, 2014, 2:07 pm
Imagine Jesus Christ returning to Israel: "Hey, guys, what's up? What the f'uck? YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! GODd*** YOU ALL TO HELL!"
Curlyrocks - July 28, 2014, 6:51 pm
What's worse is that according to the people running it now this will only be Gods 1st visit. Way to make a good impression.


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DEM·A·GOG (DM-GôG, -GG)N. - 1.A leader who obtains power by means of impassioned appeals to the emotions and prejudices of the populace.




CONSERVATIVES - They hate Obama for being a "socialist," and yet they love Jesus, who was a hippy- trustafarian socialist himself.


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Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 11:22 am
Fair enough.
BALLS - March 20, 2013, 11:06 am
I'm an agnostic libertarian, I don't like either one of them.


DEMOTIONAL - BLEEDING HEART COMMIE TREE HUGGER




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HEALTH CARE - Maybe this foreigner can help?


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foxrecon19d - November 23, 2012, 2:18 pm
And there you have it...The creator of this poster is offering to pay for ALL of your government mandated health care costs. Feel free to look him up on the internet and send him ALL of your bills! Like he says, the one paying? "THAT WOULD BE ME!"


How Tea Party Xtian Conservatives* in America see Jesus -


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2014, 6:40 pm

If you had typed the word extremists after "Muslim" in your first comment, we wouldn't be discussing this now. Because I'd agree with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2014, 6:38 pm

You simply can't blame all Muslims for what a fraction of them do. Some women are wh***s, that does not make all women wh***s.
posterman - August 5, 2014, 3:31 pm
question for moo; are you that naive to bow to liberal acceptance of the "its only a small segment of us " that murders and tortures infidels who fail to obey our archaic laws?
posterman - August 5, 2014, 3:18 pm
and not all catholic priests are child molesters...does that mitigate the damage done by those "protected" by religious organizations.It only takes a PORTION of religious zealots to create havoc on mankind i was never harmed after 12 years of Catholic ed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2014, 11:19 am

Muslim extremists were behind 911, not all Muslims are like that and not all Muslims follow sharia law. You're making sweeping generalizations.
posterman - August 5, 2014, 3:43 am
Ok mod, tell me what other groups practice sharia law allowing beheading and torture. Who else poses such a threatto freedomand human rights than the muslim brotherhood? i feel no threats from Jews, Catholics, but Muslims killed 343 of my brothers on 911
fauxnews - August 5, 2014, 2:59 am
?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2014, 12:46 am

Muslims are not a "scourge". Religious extremists of all kinds are.
posterman - August 5, 2014, 12:34 am
So wrong on so many levels faux says "let's play a game,and see how many folks we can insult in 1 pic" Tea Pary Patriots, Conservatives, g**s, Catholics and Christians. What's the problem faux? afraid to insult the real scourge of the world muslims?


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Curlyrocks - August 15, 2014, 7:10 pm
and I don't believe all of humanity is to be punished for its existance
Curlyrocks - August 15, 2014, 6:56 pm
I like there fire and brimstone ending better than yours, you guys lack details and just tell me it's going to happen and be bad. For the record I think both are BS, I don't believe in some higher force that will cause me misery because of the way I lived


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crankyhead - October 11, 2012, 4:19 pm
Well of course not, people are individuals after all.
simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 8:13 pm
this is why you vote policies and NOT party. Just because they're republican/democrat doesn't make them automatically a good choice.
KALKAM - October 8, 2012, 8:51 pm
Yep...pretty creepy. Hopefully a majority of people won't elect him and support his silly view of how to make life better for the greater good at the expense of a few individuals...


RAPTOR JESUS - If we're gonna teach creationism and natural selection in science class, then we should teach about Raptor Jesus, too.




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Obama's Easter Message -




THE BREAKFAST MIRACLE -




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Oldsod - March 8, 2015, 2:08 pm
Fantastic, and on point. No wonder both sides hate it.


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Cyberhagen - June 7, 2015, 1:24 pm
Pointing out that Jesus didn't speak English is pretty desperate, the language didn't even exist yet in that era. According to the bible, he spoke the language of his peers.
freasy - June 4, 2015, 8:57 am
Which point is proved?????
Bandit5906 - June 3, 2015, 10:21 pm
Point proved!
fauxnews - June 3, 2015, 7:58 pm
Jesus the lord and our savior forgives you and your temper, my son, as you and the other fundies know not what you do. In Te Confido Iesu. *praying*
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 7:08 pm
or are you admitting that you are a nutjob?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 7:08 pm
I think you are confused, fauxnews, 90% of your posters claim that Jesus is a myth and anyone who believes is a complete nutjob. Now you say he existed and was a liberal. So he only exists when it suits your rhetoric?
freasy - June 3, 2015, 3:16 pm
So eventually the doers resent the shirkers and the sheep starve
freasy - June 3, 2015, 3:15 pm
In any school, grade through college, and work as well, there are the doers, the shirkers, and the sheep
freasy - June 3, 2015, 3:14 pm
However, socialsim can't work and has been proven it can't work by any group project that I was ever part of.
freasy - June 3, 2015, 3:13 pm
Anyway, I agree that the perfect christian society would be socialistic.
freasy - June 3, 2015, 3:04 pm
My havent read the gospel ever have you
Zeitguy - June 2, 2015, 9:11 pm
Jesus is everything to everyone. I have the bumper sticker.


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Dear Republitards -




Sweet Jesus -


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guest818 - July 8, 2015, 5:08 pm
5) A simple internet search reveals ancient aliens exist, proof for the Lochness monster, fans of Paris Hilton, and the illuminati. It's not proof of anything other than how your sociopathic logic gets the better of you in these "debates." *Amen*
guest818 - July 8, 2015, 4:40 pm
4) Thank you for proving my point. ^_^
guest818 - July 8, 2015, 4:39 pm
3) Even with that debunked, this poster wasn't about the rest of the bible. It's about Jesus. Rome had a lot of g.ay activity for its time. Jesus was very thorough in his teachers. If he had prob with it, he would've said something on it.
guest818 - July 8, 2015, 4:38 pm
2) Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis does not explicitly identify ho.mo***uality as the sin of that hedonistic morality tale, it's concerned with the violent r.ape of guests and slaves.
guest818 - July 8, 2015, 4:36 pm
1) BS. 6:9 20:13 Refer to the holiness Code, a code of purity meant to distinguish the behavior of Israelites from the Canaanites. It's a very warped and contemporary reading of those passages from many a translated text to get to that political meaning.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 8, 2015, 4:17 pm
I don't know the bible or the teachings of Jesus, but a simple internet search reveals that the bible does address homo***uality in at least the following verses: 1 Corinthians 6:9 Leviticus 20:13 Jude 1:7 IDK if Jesus had said anything about it
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 2:10 pm
Amen


Jesus might be rolling in his grave -




Stupid liberals -




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SCIENCE! -




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fauxnews - February 26, 2015, 1:18 am
HA! lol X-D
Zeitguy - February 26, 2015, 12:06 am
Who you gonna call? ( not Jesus).


The Most Interesting Denier in the world... -




F i n a l l y ! -


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Cyberhagen - March 1, 2015, 1:05 pm
Part Mithra too. I'm sure he's based on a real person , but also a few others as well.
fauxnews - February 28, 2015, 12:48 am
HA! PWNed
Zeitguy - February 28, 2015, 12:13 am
Um.. Jesus is kind of a fictional figure. Just saying.
OTC - February 28, 2015, 12:03 am
Democrats see Jesus as a fictional character, until they can use Him to promote their cause. Then He becomes very real.
Zeitguy - February 28, 2015, 12:03 am
And cliche is a female naughty part.
Zeitguy - February 27, 2015, 11:24 pm
Faith is required to be elected in the USA. Atheism is a 4 lettered word in American politics.
fauxnews - February 27, 2015, 11:04 pm
They don't. The cliche is that they are all atheists, remember? X-D
Zeitguy - February 27, 2015, 10:26 pm
How do Democrates see Jesus? I'm thinking as an irreverent black butler that occasionally has brief conversations with the douche bag teenage kids.


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fauxnews - February 25, 2015, 6:27 pm
No,I get it.Just making sure you didnt mean something else.For a second there,I thought you were gonna accuse me of being(in disguise)an American. Now THAT would've been a REAL insult X-D heh heh...Alrighty then.Gotta go! You two kids have fun ;-) Cheers
fauxnews - February 25, 2015, 5:58 pm
You said, "Anti-foreigner?" lol..Okay,I'll bite. I was going to ignore you,"Edith"(lol),but I couldnt resist.You say Im anti-foreigner.How so?Have you not picked up by now Im not even from the states?lol Please clarify Clarice *in my best Dr.Lecter voice*
fauxnews - February 25, 2015, 2:19 pm
Jesus was very nosy and thorough in his teachings and yet he was silent on the subject, h'omo***uality was certainly practiced in Rome. Get your facts straight....again.
fauxnews - February 25, 2015, 2:15 pm
Not only would you come to the end of the gospels without finding anything attributed to Jesus on the subject of "g'ays", you wouldn’t even find a single reference to the issue in any context...
fauxnews - February 25, 2015, 2:13 pm
...but they are found in the Old Testament and Paul’s writings. If you were to read all four gospels thoroughly in search of Jesus’ teachings on homo***uality it would be a futile endeavor...
fauxnews - February 25, 2015, 2:13 pm
Show me a single passage in the Bible where Jesus says, "G'ays are an abomination." You're dead wrong. You can't even keep that much straight. In fact, there are only a handful of references to homo***uality in the entire Bible...
freasy - February 25, 2015, 12:13 pm
True he said feed widows and orphans, didn't say feed those to lazy to work. And my yes he called g**s an abomination... try again loser


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A kiss to seal the deal -




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The Whole Truth -




Republican Jesus -


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Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:48 pm
Can I keep my current healthcare and doctor?


A Hard Truth -




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Cyberhagen - March 1, 2015, 1:06 pm
What Bandit said. Charity isi not something that should be forced on anyone. That's just a power play.
Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:46 pm
But nowhere does it say that the government should do this. Fact be know the "Rs" give much more to charity than the "Ds!"


Fox News racist Megyn Kelly claims both Santa and Jesus are white -




progressive liberalism -




The Republican Jesus -


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calron - February 28, 2015, 11:26 pm
But it does count unless you are for forcing other people to give. Cause Jesus was all about forcing people to act the way he wanted them to... WAIT! WHAT!
Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:55 pm
Conservatives gave to charity so Ovomit eliminated the tax deduction for charitable contributions. No problem for the Ds as they didn't give anyway!


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fauxnews - February 28, 2015, 11:08 pm
A convert?????? Good son. Admitting that is one step closer to recovery. Now, onto creationism...also a fiction...say it with me! We only have 11 more steps to go! X-D
Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:49 pm
I thought you said Jesus was fictional?


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Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:51 pm
The "Rs" give tons more to charity than the "As." Having the government grab our money doesn't seem quite the same!


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A natural cycle -




Republicans Re-write the Bible. -




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OTC - April 8, 2015, 2:11 am
Imitation is a form of Flattery.


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